The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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