it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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