google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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