fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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