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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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