Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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