I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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