Are we in a gay sports bar?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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