I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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