I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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