scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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