Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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