NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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