we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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