There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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