508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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