she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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