He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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