Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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