I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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