This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
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