it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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