are you so shy because you have an std?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you win again, gameday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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