Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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