I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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