I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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