capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize