they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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