Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Why is your signature on my underwear?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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