You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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