If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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