Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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