did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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