She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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