In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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