Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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