I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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