Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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