The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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