So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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