NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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