Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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