Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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