I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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