what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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