AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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