that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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