i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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