i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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