have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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