Me. At least after what I've been through.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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